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What do you steal from work?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Grimace, Mar 6, 2008.

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  1. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    We joke about it, but I've never actually stolen the toilet paper.

    But batteries, napkins, pens and paper? Oh hell yeah.

    I can't remember the last time I bought batteries for anything.
     
    Grimace, Mar 6, 2008
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  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Re: CLICK HERE IMMEDIATELY!

    fnord
     
    Chef, Mar 6, 2008
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  3. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    This thread implies work has anything to steal.
     
    Diabeetus, Mar 6, 2008
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  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Souls. And a bottle of mango chutney.
     
    Jones, Mar 6, 2008
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  5. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Long distance.
     
    Pete Incaviglia, Mar 6, 2008
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  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That's stealing? We have a supply closet that has all that stuff in it for us to use.

    I don't think I've ever stolen anything from the office. But some joker stole my lunch one time too many.
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 6, 2008
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  7. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    You should have kept it in your toothy vagina.
     
    Jones, Mar 6, 2008
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  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    So you're the one, eh?

    I was really looking forward to that chutney, too.
     
    zeke12, Mar 6, 2008
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  9. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    A car.
     
    Write-brained, Mar 6, 2008
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  10. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    I sure hope Rich Griffis doesn't see this [/crossthreading]
     
    friend of a friend, Mar 6, 2008
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  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    I got braces.
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 6, 2008
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  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    In your vagina?





    When do you plan to let Mikey out?
     
    zeke12, Mar 6, 2008
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