What do you endorse?

Good lord. That plastic guitar damn near turned into a sex toy.

 

I expected the same ad ... then Heidi started taking off her clothes.

 

I take my lead from Crash Davis:

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

 

Good Night.

 

I endorse high school football on Friday nights.

I endorse taking in a good movie with rum and coke on a cold winter night.

I endorse missing deadline once in a while to make our section better.

I endorse the scent of a woman (the aroma, not the movie).

I endorse her resting her head on my chest.

I endorse fossywriter8 filing from the office, not home.

I endorse trick plays to ignite a team.

I endorse Jennifer Love Hewitt,

therefore,

I endorse 90 percent of Tom Petty's avatars.

 

I, like editorhoo, it seems, endorse lying to people.

 

Deep down, I knew that someone was going to trot out the Crash Davis monologue. Guess it had to be done.

And Good Luck.

I endorse both.

 

I endorse Red Bull, Oasis, Hemingway, Steinbeck, Thompson, girls who play point guard, Seinfeld, the first 6 season of The Simpsons, Iron Chef Sakai, Lisa Loeb wearing those book-nerd glasses, Obama's fortitude to earn himself the seat of power, playing in the Pacific Ocean, living through a New England winter, the drive from Bennington to Brattleboro and Brattleboro to Bennington across Old Lady 9 ...

... and holding hands with the person you love.

 

I do not endorse corny, sentimental or sappy endorsements.

 

i endorse lienenkugel's sunset wheat

i endorse occasionally having sex with the wife before work, especially sex before i leave on a business trip

i endorse watching my 11-month old daughter sleep, taking her to swimming lessons, listening to her babble happily to herself in the morning when she's awake and before we have come in to get her, watching her reaction to new foods, kissing her on the cheek, hugging her and having her hug me back, marveling at her incredible memory, and watching her point at stuff that interests her.

 

Guess which are Frank's shoes?

 

<-------First off, I endorse this guy. I'll never be as good as he was, but all the more reason to strive for perfection.

I endorse taking on a twisty mountain road with the right car - that's with a manual transmission for starters - and a good selection of music in the CD player.

I endorse top-notch automotive advice. Some of the bad advice floating about is simply stunning.

I endorse music appreciation and good music as a whole, whether that be prog rock (Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd), Motown (Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder), traditional (Gustav Holst, John Williams, George Gershwin), R&B (Earth, Wind & Fire) or another form of one's choosing.

I endorse growing a beard (though I'm not sure about Inky's not trimming it once ... Grizzly Adams might be in awe here ...)

I endorse good friends, and any hug from a good friend.