What do you endorse?

I endorse a modest amount of red wine, a hot bath with sandalwood soap and side two of "Tattoo You."

I endorse NHL hockey, even though I do not endorse the NHL itself.

Vajayjay.

Old trade paperbacks.

 

Anybody got Tantric sex yet?

 

You got it, man. Now you have to make the case for it ...

 

I endorse TiVo. Especially high-def TiVo.

 

I endorse female nudity. And trampolines.

 

Separately or combined?

 

I endorse every brand of beer known to man. Good beer is better, but I don't discriminate.

I endorse my dog.

I endorse riding on two wheels, whether motorized or pedal power.

I endorse Tex/Mex cooking, Southern cooking, seafood, mama's biscuits and gravy, peaches, granny's pumpkin pie.

I endorse the grandeur of the world in which we live. Mountains, beach, prairie, lakes, summer, spring, winter, fall -- they are special one and all.

 

I approve this message.

 

I endorse my dad's and uncle's barbecue, my mom's potato casserole, my aunt's Oreo truffles, a good green bean casserole and being able to enjoy all of the above with all the people who made it in the same room. (One year ago, it wasn't hard for us to make that happen, since we all lived less than an hour from each other. Now, my parents live in one state, I live in another state and my aunt and uncle have stayed put.)

I endorse the pure joy of getting to go on a walk with my two cousins, ages 5 and 3, on a nice day.

I endorse good comedy, the stuff that was made in the 70s.

I endorse doing whatever it is that makes you happy, even if it's this horrible career that we picked.

 

I endorse hugs, the longer and stronger the better. I do not necessarily endorse the individuals doing the hugging.

 

I endorse beards and hole-in-the-wall bars where they keep the beer ice cold and brown eyed girls who giggle when I smile (I also endorse the Dead).

I endorse Lands End khakis and fleeces.

I endorse the novels of James Crumley.

I endorse crisp fall nights at the local ice arena when the boys are in town.

I endorse Jameson Irish whiskey.

For those with a need, I endorse Commit nicotine lozenges.

And I endorse getting your butt out and voting tomorrow.

 

So it's hug at your own risk?