What do you endorse?

I endorse good beer and good futbol.

 

I endorse being outdoors. Even if it's at a sporting event, it's good for the soul. Whether it's freezing or frying, we are all better for the time we spend enjoying creation, no matter now urban our environs might be.

 

You can enjoy creation. I'm going to enjoy evolution.

 

Every Day Should Be Saturday.

Oh, and the chaise lounge and cold drink thing. I'm down with that.

 

Oh. And I endorse setting the clocks back. In fact, I think we should do it every day.

 

I endorse driving to the top of your nearest scenic cliff at sunset after a sun-baked day, with your favorite cigar, a bottle of your favorite liquor, a lawn chair, and nothing but the sound of your cigar burning.

 

Bartenders who can make a martini without asking, "gin or vodka?"
Golf courses with no one to hold me up
My homemade crabcakes
The backstretch at sunrise
Mile 26 of a marathon

 

There is a lot of endorsing for drinking going on. Does this mean there will be a drunken thread tonight that only a handful of us get to see before it gets deleted?

 

I endorse hiking on beaches and mountain trails during the summer months.

I also endorse sunrises on the east coast and sunsets on the west coast, oyster dressing at Thanksgiving, window seats in the front half of airplanes and work trips to Honolulu and Phoenix in December.

 

Boobs.


If I ran for office, it would be on a pro-boobies platform. And since it would only work in the pro-boobies part of America, I would be elected in a landslide.

 

I want to be vice president of boobs.