What do you do that's childish?

That's just going to sit there?

How in the fuck is your best friend in high school? You're older than I am!

 

That's not childish -- it's perfectly sensible.

 

Maybe he or she is a big Stevie Nicks fan? :-\

 

This seems plausible.

 

Extremely plausible that he would do BB/BS. But best friend? Really?

 

I gossip. Like a fiend.

 

Zeke blows goats. I have proof.

 

A loud fart will still send me in hysterics.

 

That just means you're a man.

 

Sometimes wear my hair in 2 ponytails or two braids.

 

I want to fuck the Wendy's cartoon chick. As in Wendy's, the hamburger joint.

 

Vombatus and Versatile are either the same person or they're about to find out they're related during the course of one of their lengthy, late-night PM sessions where they reveal too much but somehow not enough.