What do you call it?

That is coke on the screen worthy!

 

guys talk. girls talk, too. every single one of them.

 

I don't claim him, at all.

 

I'm sorry, "guy in a canoe?"

 

I've never even had my best girlfriend give me that level of detail. There's a big difference between saying "I got on my neighbor last night and it was a gooooooood time," and what you said. Just saying.

 

Outing alert: Sandy was right. Boots and sportschick ARE the same person!

 

The magic bean

 

i don't get it all that often. i was excited with the results. i talked. big whoop.

oh, and "guy in a canoe" is really funny.

 

... so then her husband walks in and says, "Watch out for that hole in the floor."

 

Son, you gotta act like you been in the end zone before. /coach

 

Or like you're going to be there again.

 

Well, being that I don't love the girl, and never will — and the fact she said our trysts are fun and exciting but that she can't keep meeting me because she's developed deep feelings for me — I doubt I'll be there again. At least with her. Which is fine.

For five years I've had unfulfilling relations with girls I don't love and never will. At some point you want to be able to hold the girl afterward instead of wondering "how long before she leaves?" And yes, that's very When Harry Met Sally. But it's true.