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What do you call it?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    This is the third thread on the subject, but felt it necessary based on the requests of others.

    Certainly this is addressed to the females of the board, but anyone can answer.

    What do you call your "hooded friend?"

    And I ain't talkin' 'bout the klan!
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Patio umbrella?
  3. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Let me be the first to say this won't end well, especially when Moddy sees this.
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    I have an old National Lampoon mag — mid 70s —  that lists virtually ALL of the slang names for male and female anatomy.  They then ran a computer-generated image of a female and male to show, proportionately, the size of the anatomy given the number of slang names for each part. As might be guessed, Big Jim and the Twins were huge, as were the Wound That Never Heals and the bazooms.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Are we talking about the little man in the canoe?
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    END well? Hell, it didn't even start well. ::) ::)
  7. Shifty Squid

    Shifty Squid Member

    The only "hooded friend" of many of the male posters on this board:

  8. pallister

    pallister Guest

    How many exes do you have, LMD? Just kidding, just kidding.
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Sad to say, I have two ex-wives.
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    What is this, like the third thread on this subject? Did anyone here take health class in 8th grade??

    It's a clit. Say it out loud. Say it to your woman, she'll be impressed. It is your friend. Like a little penis. If it's bigger than a penis, check for a birth certificate, you never know. If you touch it, women will like you. If you get really good at touching it, it won't matter if you don't put down the toilet seat or forget her birthday, she will still really really like you. If you can't find it, ask her. She will be very happy you asked. If she's not, she's an idiot, and you should find someone more appreciative of your concern, asap.

    Under no circumstance should you call it a 'guy in a canoe' if you are over the age of legal consent.
  11. pallister

    pallister Guest

    The end is near.
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I'm totally with 21 on this one.
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