What did you do when SJ.com was down?

Got a lot of work done.

Had a sex change operation.

 

alot of online poker and masturbated much too often.

 

Worked, slept, ate. Pretty much in that order.

 

Don't those two kind of go together?

And poor HC.

 

Welcome back, sir.

 

I've been hiding my real identity all along:

 

Dabbled in hard drugs,.....I really don't see the problem with meth. Anyway...gotta go and take apart, then rebuild my clock radio.

 

Paid attention to the kids instead of SportsJournalists.com.
Rode horses.
Rearranged the closet.
Got more sleep.
Oh yeah, worked.

 

I annexed the Sudetenland.

 

Found out CBS considers me to be a professional poker player and professional barroom shuffleboard player.

 

Became very familiar with the phrase "Sorry, SMF couldn't connect to the database. Please try again later."

 

I also learned what was THE ONLY WORD FILTER VIOLATION POSSIBLE!