What could go wrong? Charles Manson had a cell phone in prison

"I've been such a bastard all these years, and I finally understand....."

 

A lot of them do. You even get TVs and radios in most cells. Some you even get those little hot pots.

MSNBC runs a show called, Lockup, usually on Saturday nights, where they go inside different prisons and actually talk to inmates.

 

An ice pick in the neck would probably do it.

 

Hey, if they got to Dahmer, they can get to Charlie. An early dirt nap would be a good thing in his case.

 

Hell, Charlie surely knows how to get about anything, and probably has followers who would make his killer's life a living hell. So either way you slice it, no one's offing him.

 

I hate to think that I'm jealous of Charles Manson in any way, but how cool would it be to have minions?

 

Yeah, he's only been in there for 40 years or so. Gonna happen any day now, I reckon.

 

I need to know more about the plan before I get outraged. It's probably hard to establish a new cult without unlimited minutes and texts.