What could go wrong? Charles Manson had a cell phone in prison

California prisons are cracking down on contraband cell phones. One of the prisoners who had one? Charles Manson, who called and texted people in California, Jesrey, Florida and British Columbia.

I hope it was a stern reprimand.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-prison-cellphones-20101203,0,2436484,full.story

 

the vision of Charles Manson trying to sext someone is both troubling and hilarious.

 

I'm sure his conversations were completely normal.

 

I didn't get a cell phone until April. Chuck had one last year. I'm officially behind Charles Manson in technology. He probably TiVo's too while I still use my VCR.

 

Can only imagine what that Twitter feed would look like.

 

If there's a way to get Charles Manson a cell phone in prison, there's probably a way to get an ice pick to the guy who sits next to him in the dining hall.

 

Imagine if Manson had a Facebook page?

"Charles Manson likes this."

Yeesh.

 

Hltr Skltr. kthxbai

Why dnt wii do it in rd?

C th pigs crwl in drt. LOL

Plz snd beatls wht albm. My cpy scrtchd.

 

@mansonfamily666: woke up this a.m. and 1-by-1 pulled every hair out of my body, then went No. 2 and smeared feces all over my body and did a jig; man, being crazy sux.

 

I'm ashamed to admit that I counted that to find you were 9 characters over.

 

All I can think of is that cutaway gag on Family Guy.

"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!"

 

@mansonfamily666: woke up this a.m. and pulled every hair out of my body, went No. 2 and smeared feces all over myself and did a jig; man, being crazy sux.

That should fit.