What can you not do?

You can't swim. Wow.

 

I also can't walk in flats or reach the tops of cabinets.

On another note, I can't seem to get it through my head that flip flops when it's 30 and snowing outside is not appropriate footwear.

 

Can't drive a stick shift. Could probably learn, just never took the time.

My wife sends her condolences to those who cannot walk in flats. She does not share that affliction, but you ladies have her sympathy.

 

Possess a shred of patience
Charm anyone
See the hidden images in Magic Eye puzzles (thanks, Cadet ... I thought I was the only one)

 

I can't see the Magic Eye images either. Glad to see I have plenty of company.

 

Throw a Frisbee.

 

I can't drink Jaeger. Doesn't even make it past the back of my teeth.

 

I can't see the Magic Eye images either.

I can't drnk Jaeger either. That stuff is foul.

 

He's heartbroken.



I think you two mean Jager.

 

Heels I could understand, but flats?

 

Little anatomy lesson . . . When one wears heels, esp.3 to 4 inch ones, on a daily basis, one's hamstring atrophies. Because your hamstring isn't used to being stretched out, when you actually wear flats for an entire day it hurts.