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What can you not do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Apr 25, 2007.

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  1. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    Me either. Or just about any other non-sports, non-news television
     
    RokSki, Apr 25, 2007
    #25
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Believe in God.
     
    John, Apr 25, 2007
    #26
  3. joe

    joe Active Member

    Give a flying fuck about a presidential election that is 19 fucking months away. Give it a goddamn rest already.
     
    joe, Apr 25, 2007
    #27
  4. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Math.
    Fucking MATH. I have trouble adding 2 and 2.
    I am an idiot when it comes to adding.

    I also can NOT fold a fitted sheet. Nobody can fold those son of a bitchin' things!
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Apr 25, 2007
    #28
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I solve the fitted sheet folding problem by putting it on my bed right after taking it out of the dryer.
     
    John, Apr 25, 2007
    #29
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I can't fold clothes all that well.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Apr 25, 2007
    #30
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    And I can't get into Lost, American Idol or any other show on FOX besides 24, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The War at Home and American Dad.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Apr 25, 2007
    #31
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Suck my own dick. ;)
    Lord knows I've tried enough. I keed. I keed.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Apr 25, 2007
    #32
  9. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    Yeah, that's certainly something 95 percent of the population can do.
     
    Montezuma's Revenge, Apr 25, 2007
    #33
  10. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    I can't kill a drifter and get an erection :-\
     
    Mayfly, Apr 25, 2007
    #34
  11. Omar_dont_scare

    Omar_dont_scare Guest

    I can't whistle or snap my fingers.
     
    Omar_dont_scare, Apr 25, 2007
    #35
  12. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I can't see the pictures in those damn Magic Eye puzzles.
     
    Cadet, Apr 25, 2007
    #36
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