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What are your resolutions?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Dammit!

    At least you only cheat on me with your wife.
     
  2. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Get my lagging focus back, which will allow me to work harder.

    Get better organized, which will allow my life to run easier.

    Hit the gym more, which will allow me to lose the 15-18 pounds I need to lose.

    Simple stuff, really.
     
  3. lono

    lono Active Member

    OK, as midnight approaches, time for Round 2:

    Be younger than Spnited

    Last longer than BYH

    Have better tats than Pallister

    Deal out justice like Starman

    Be taller than Sportschick

    Have chops like Jones

    Be left of Old Tony and right of Fenian

    Have Rosie's tough love

    And 21's storytelling ability

    Laugh as loudly as IJAG
     
  4. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    1. Read more books. Already through No. 1 and it isn't even 2009 yet.
    2. Get a new job.
    3. Get the hell out of Alabama.
    4. Attend as many GMU hoops and VT football games as possible.
    5. Become a better cook.
    6. Buy my wife cool shit I couldn't afford or was too lazy to buy in the past.
    7. Hit the cardio with some sort of consistency.
    8. Learn a foreign language...or just continue learning English.
    9. Don't die.
     
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    4. "Focus on the second graf" ... :D
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    1. Weigh 185 at the end of the year.
    2. Be in a long-term, committed relationship.
    3. Be a better person that I am now.
     
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I hate resolutions, so here's some SJ things on my to-do list ...

    1. Miss a week in Slappy's college football poll. I want to see how the other half lives.

    2. Do another live blog with BYH. It doesn't even have to be AT40, which has since changed the day it's on. It could be anything. Maybe we should live blog an hour or two of VH1 Classic.

    3. Meet another SJer. I average about one meeting a year in my hermit-like existence.

    4. Somehow make it through a thread without use of the word "fuck".

    5. Call out Zeke on his deer-fucking bullshit. C'mon Zeke, you know that deer carcass arouses you like no other mammal dead or alive. You talk about it all the time. You're as transparent as J. Edgar Hoover at Victoria's Secret.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    1) I know where you live
    1A) I know where you work
    1B) I know why your car screwed up
    3) You fly, I'll buy
    4) Fuck off, never gonna happen
    5) Cambria Bar and Grill still serves great burgers -- no matter the meat
     
  9. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    1) Survive supervolcano eruption
    2) Keep job
    3) If I lose job, get another
    4) If no jobs are to be found have patience in the soup line
     
  10. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    -Get to law school where I want to go
    -Find someone who'll make me happy
    -Eradicate my beer tire
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Go to Beaks' law school.
    Make Beaks happy.
    Eradicate a beer tire.
     
  12. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Thanks, mike, I needed that. I'd like to forget '08.
     
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