What are some cool gifts to ask for for Christmas, etc...?

exactly. nothing says merry christmas like someone slobbing on your knob.

 

I didn't get the top hat but I did get a fez.

Seriously - I got a red fez and a red bowtie. Now at Halloween I can dress up as Matt Smith's Dr. Who.

 

I asked for a San Francisco 49ers coaches' jacket. It's a black pullover that zips about a quarter of the way down... Pretty simple...

Since Thanksgiving, Nike and every other website has only had it available in a small, which is the size I wore in third or fourth grade...

They have every other team in stock. I don't understand it... I called Nike and the guy said, "Yeah, we have a XL or XXL for every team EXCEPT the Niners..."

Just funny...

 

I got jack crap and I'm feeling pettily annoyed that nobody bothered to buy me something even vaguely thoughtful.

 

Soooo, ya want my $5 gift certificate to Skymall? Would that make your feel better?

 

I got a San Francisco 49ers coaches' jacket.
It's a black pullover that zips about a quarter of the way down.

 

man. too bad you didn't get a seahawks jacket.

 

Good idea. I'll just dump this one off at the thrift store.

 

climb on the bandwagon, man. who knows where it will stop.

 

Ya bastard...

 

I am very difficult to buy for so I was pretty happy with my gift this year.

My wife got me some cooking lessons at a local Mexican market, very excited.