What about an sj.com ombudsman?

I think I would curl into a ball and cry if I had to critique all the political threads.

The ombudsman was somewhat disappointed, once again, to see Yawn respond to a discussion about Sen. Hillary Clinton's second-place finish in the Iowa caucuses with a 800 word screen about how Clinton and Christopher Hitchens had a secret affair and were now plotting their "Five Year Plan" to bring back bread lines when Clinton seizes office next year in a military coup. The ombudsman felt this comment crossed the line and went beyond the good-natured spirit of friendly debate here at SportsJournalists.com, and he would like to see a more nuanced discussion in the future. Mr. Yawn, when contacted by the ombudsman, refused to respond to any questions, saying he believed the ombudsman was critiquing SportsJournalists.com from "a safe balcony on Manhattan's Upper West Side" and that he was likely "Trotsky-sympathizing pinko anyway" who was almost certainly the "peitri dish spawned love child of Fenian Bastard and sportschick."

 

Fuck the ombudsman. Let SJ be SJ.

 

Hmmmm ... omkeithsman ... Hate to break it to you, CSC, but that doesn't really work.

 

I'll second that.