What a guy: man tries to save possum's life

You can't make this stuff up. The only shock is that it didn't happen in West Virginia:

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

 

As someone who once lived in the area, can't say I'm surprised.

 

That part of the state does have an infatuation with rodents.

 

Smile ... in the South, it would be tomorrow's special at the Roadkill Cafe.

 

The only thing nastier than french kissing a dead possum? D_Bing a thread about it:

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/76926/

 

that's gold

 

... at least he wasn't kissing its genitals.[/crossthread]

 

Maybe it was Possum day in Punxsutawne.

 

Thread title far from clear. Come on, we're journalists. We can be snarky, and make the thread subject understood.

 

I'm just busting balls, man. Seeing as how that thread didn't generate a single reply, It's not an egregious breach.

 

Why didn't he try to fuck it?

 

Only in Pennsyltucky. [/livedjustuptheroadonesorryasswinter]