We've got motherf***ing SNAKES.....IN THE HOUSE

Now, this is your worst nightmare.

http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2006/10/08/1978341-sun.html

It's an 8' snake holed up in a house in Toronto.

In just 10 days, the slippery reptile has forced an evacuation of the building, the basement ceiling to be ripped out, and a request for antivenom -- just in case -- from officials in New York. ......"I didn't know what kind of snake it was," Belanger recalled. "I actually attempted to catch the thing with a snare and then it puffed up and flared like a cobra. I said, 'Guys, we've got a problem here.'"

Indeed, "all hell broke loose" the following day as the house was surrounded by emergency vehicles and a few police officers who carried weapons, Belanger said.

 

Well ... that REALLY sucks.

 

Nice lede.

 

Pellet gun. Snake dead. End of problem.

 

Flamethrower. Snake dead. End of problem.

 

End of house, too. ;D

 

Hey, you said get rid of the snake. I got rid of the snake. Here's your bill.

 

I'd love to witness that conversation.

 

Put some Tim's outside the house, that'll draw the snake out.
I hear snakes love TimBits.

 

So shoot the snake. End of problem, no?

 

Gotta find it first.