1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

We've got motherf***ing SNAKES.....IN THE HOUSE

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Oct 8, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Now, this is your worst nightmare.


    It's an 8' snake holed up in a house in Toronto.

    In just 10 days, the slippery reptile has forced an evacuation of the building, the basement ceiling to be ripped out, and a request for antivenom -- just in case -- from officials in New York. ......"I didn't know what kind of snake it was," Belanger recalled. "I actually attempted to catch the thing with a snare and then it puffed up and flared like a cobra. I said, 'Guys, we've got a problem here.'"

    Indeed, "all hell broke loose" the following day as the house was surrounded by emergency vehicles and a few police officers who carried weapons, Belanger said.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Well ... that REALLY sucks.
  4. Space Monkey

    Space Monkey Member

    Nice lede.
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    Pellet gun. Snake dead. End of problem.
  6. Flamethrower. Snake dead. End of problem.
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    End of house, too. ;D
  8. Hey, you said get rid of the snake. I got rid of the snake. Here's your bill.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'd love to witness that conversation.
  10. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Put some Tim's outside the house, that'll draw the snake out.
    I hear snakes love TimBits.
  11. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    So shoot the snake. End of problem, no?
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Gotta find it first.
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page