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We're gonna need a remodeled boat

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    303-pound mako shark jumps into boat in New Jersey.


    Causes $5,000 in damage -- and, I assume, makes Pants Shitters out of the two gentlemen on board.
  2. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Dayumnation ...
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

  4. joe

    joe Active Member

    we got motherfucking sharks on the motherfucking boat. amen.
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

  6. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    See, this is why I'm perfectly willing to stay on dry land. The sharkies can have the wet stuff and I'll be nice and safe out here on the prairie where all I have to worry about are things like rattle snakes and scorpions.
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... and tornados, fertilizer plant explosions and the GOP.
  8. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    I love that there is an actual piece of gear called a "bang stick"
    Though the Sam Raimi fan in me wants it to be renamed "boom stick"
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I saw this thread and I thought they were rebooting the Jaws series...
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