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We're gonna need a remodeled boat

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    303-pound mako shark jumps into boat in New Jersey.

    http://www.app.com/article/20130607/NJNEWS/306070119/Fishermen-feared-lives-after-shark-jumped-damaged-boat?nclick_check=1

    Causes $5,000 in damage -- and, I assume, makes Pants Shitters out of the two gentlemen on board.
     
    LongTimeListener, Jun 11, 2013
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  2. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Dayumnation ...
     
    doctorquant, Jun 11, 2013
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  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    BIG ASS SHARK!
     
    Football_Bat, Jun 11, 2013
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  4. joe

    joe Active Member

    we got motherfucking sharks on the motherfucking boat. amen.
     
    joe, Jun 12, 2013
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  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 12, 2013
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  6. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    See, this is why I'm perfectly willing to stay on dry land. The sharkies can have the wet stuff and I'll be nice and safe out here on the prairie where all I have to worry about are things like rattle snakes and scorpions.
     
    pressboxer, Jun 12, 2013
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  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... and tornados, fertilizer plant explosions and the GOP.
     
    Killick, Jun 12, 2013
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  8. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    I love that there is an actual piece of gear called a "bang stick"
    Though the Sam Raimi fan in me wants it to be renamed "boom stick"
     
    ColdCat, Jun 12, 2013
    #8
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I saw this thread and I thought they were rebooting the Jaws series...
     
    Mizzougrad96, Jun 12, 2013
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