Well, maybe their school lunches are really, really bad

http://cbs11tv.com/local/raccoon.classroom.texas.2.610050.html

 

How the hell do you "not know any better"?

 

Did they make a coonskin cap, too?

 

Fucking pricks.

 

Animal cruelty? For killing a raccoon? Are there really people out there who have sympathy for raccoons?

 

Come on, CJ. That little guy is adorable.

 

Yeah, he's fucking beautiful.

I hate, hate, hate raccoons. More than almost any other animal.

 

what about rocky raccoon?

 

If it were a dog or cat or baby deer these kids would be in juvie lockup and people would be talking about how they're on the road to sociopathic murder.

Raccoon? Eh, it's just a "they didn't know better" situation.

Bullshit. Stomping a critter to death at school to "tenderize" it isn't right.

 

Someone left the garage and basement doors open in my parents' house one night, and we all woke up the next morning to find muddy raccoon prints on the tile floors in the bathroom. We didn't know where the fucker was -- if he left or was hiding in the bar, getting himself liquored up -- but we weren't the most comfortable of families that day.

Still. I don't think I'd tenderize the vapid, little fucker to death.

 

If the sub came from Arkansas, it could be cooking racoons in school is a typical activity.

 

Ignorant fuckers.

Raccoons are smart as hell and the only time they get nasty is if you corner them.