Well I've never ...

Who can go a week?

 

... known that Gutter is really Angola!
... known that Double J must really like Rick Astley.

 

Never seen the Lions win a playoff game. When I was six I was not paying attention when they beat Dallas.

Never been to a country outside of North America. Haven't been to Mexico either.

Never bought a new car.

Never sang karaoke.

Never played competitive hockey, soccer, tennis or golf.

Never eaten sardines.

Never been to California, Maine, or Kansas.

 

Holy crap. Talk about overreacting.
Idiot.

 

Bullshit. You piss all over anything that doesn't match your worldview.

 

Don't drink, don't smoke? What do you do?

 

Well, whatever it is, it happens in North America.

 

I kinda liked the "breath of a thousand camels..." line. Very Carnac.

Too bad it went from funny to gross overreaction in a blink.

 

Never been to a NHL, NFL or NBA game.

 

Sorry, spnited, but not everyone enjoys being called stupid. I thought it would be interesting to see what things others haven't done. And it got a mixed bag. Except from you. I'll give you props for being consistent that way.

 

Same here. It's too expensive. (Some of the NHL teams aren't that bad, but I've never lived anywhere close to one.)

 

Try looking South next October. There's a team closer than you think.