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Well, if baseball doesn't work out...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by PhilaYank36, May 17, 2007.

  1. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

  2. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Oh, come on, that's cheating.
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Um, I'm Busty de Lusty.

  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I get "Bam Bam"
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Of course you are.
  6. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Julian became Xavier Dicks. I turned into Dr. Feelgood. Never really liked Motley Crue, though. Always thought of them as fake metal, aka: butt-rock.
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Buck Naked!
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Porno names? Hey why not! I'm a fun-loving sexy kind of guy. Here goes ...

    Try 1: Prematuro: The Quickest Gun North, South, East or West of the Pecos

    (Ha ha! A gag name! I'll bet everyone gets that one! Good times! Now let me get the serious one ...)

    Try 2: Bulgy McToughskin

    (What? I wonder if this site making fun of me? It's common knowledge that I'd bust open a pair of Toughskins with my schlong quicker than you can hum When The Levee Breaks. No wait ... that's a seven-minute song, let me think of another metaphor, oh fuck it, try again ...)

    Try 3: Richard the Limphearted

    (Oh bullshit. Click ...)

    Try 4: Garanimal Magnetism

    (Huh? I don't even underst ... oh eat a candy bar out of my ass, porno name web site! No Garanimals made on this Earth could ever house my unit, well, maybe the ones for morbidly obese children, but you have to special order those! One ... last ... fucking ... time)

    Try 5: Eunichwa

    (Fuck off!! I don't need a web site to validate my penis!)
  9. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    I'm Dickimus Maximus!
  10. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Well, you could always be Buck Wild.
  11. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Buck Futter! BUCK FUTTER!
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    His porn star name could be Kaz Tadano.
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