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Well i never

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I've never

    • had anal sex.
    • done acid.
    • had a near-death experience.
    • been to Africa or South America.
    • met a U.S. president.
    • covered an NFL or NHL game.
    • held a loaded gun.
    • had the flu.
    • ice skated.
    • gone to Disney World or Disneyland.
    • been in love.
    .
    None of those things are high priorities.
     
  2. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    Never been south of the equator (the actual, literal equator, not a euphemism for oral sex)
    Never been to a professional soccer match
    Never had sex in a car
    Never owned a foreign car
    Never been to a national park (though I have been to Nationals Park)
    Never learned to play a musical instrument or swim
    Never did a line of coke off a Playboy playmate's ass with a Penthouse pet felating me while a group of midgets played an acoustic version of Stairway to Heaven using the homemade guitar Jack White makes in the documentary "It Might Get Loud"
     
  3. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Never smoked a cigarette.
    Never tried an illegal substance.
    Never drank underage.
    Never got caught doing petty stuff I was doing at the same time though.
    But it wasn't premarital sex. Never did that.
    Never been to Cali. Or west of Arkansas.
     
  4. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member



    • Why do they call you versatile?
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Was One Trick Pony taken?
     
  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    I have never gone anywhere tropical on vacation
     
  7. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    You haven't lived, then.
     
  8. X-Hack

    X-Hack Well-Known Member

    Never seen a Matrix movie
    Never done ATM
    Never been to the UP (and I grew up in Michigan)
    Never seen the Houston Astros in person
    Never played ice hockey
     
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