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Well i never

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Yup, Chris. You can also surmise that I have fucked a donkey and molested a collie, because I didn't include those on my list.

    What is it about your multiple obsessive posts about ATM, and your making a point of a denial.

    One might see it the other way. Doth you protest too much?
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I am a too-frequent visitor to the ATM, and my checking account is the worse for it.
     
  3. Well - at least I'm not a donkey fucker!
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Calling it a mule is cheating.
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Don't knock it till you try it.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. I feel bad for the people from Tijuana.

    "Hey - where are you from?"
    "Tijuana."
    "Love your donkey shows."

    Might as well be from Detroit
     
  7. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Never rode a horse.
    Never shot a gun.
    Never been to Arkansas, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Kansas or Louisiana.
    Never read a "Harry Potter" book.
    Never been arrested.
    Never watched "American Idol" or any of those other spinoff shows.
     
  8. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Been to Tijuana a couple of times and have never seen the donkey show. Methinks it's an urban myth ...
     
  9. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Never been to a Boston Bruins regular season game.
    Never traveled outside the continental U.S. or Canada.
    Never played roulette, baccarat or pai-gow.
    Never been arrested.
    Never withdrawn money from an ATM.
    Never went to a prom.
    Never shot heroin.
    Never spent money for sex.
    Never digitally penetrated my cats.
    Never felched.
     
  10. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Never had a hole in one ...

    All of my other "nevers" pale in comparison.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Never Been To Spain
     
  12. I never fucked a puppet
     
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