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Well i never

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Sort of a takeoff on the firsts thread. What have you never done, good, bad or ugly.

    Never been out of the country.
    Never been to NYC.
    Never went to prom.
    Never eaten at Hooters.
    Never been hunting or shot a gun.
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    This is a much better game when there's alcohol involved and it becomes nasty. :D
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Earliest I can do that is Thursday.

    Meanwhile, never went ATM.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    0-for-5 here, brother. EDIT: Meaning I'm 5-for-5 in the affirmative.
  5. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Several years ago, I was dating this girl. We were hanging out at a bar with her friends and started playing Never Have I Ever. One of her friends' ex-boyfriends came by, interrupted, and said, "never have I ever sucked Jeff's dick." The friend gave him the total stink eye but dutifully drank. I couldn't help but laugh.
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Never used a tobacco product
    Never tried illegal/recreational drugs
    Never attended an NFL or NHL game
    Never left the North American continent
    Never had a celebrity spend time in my kitchen
    Never went to the prom
    Never went ATM
    Never paid more than face value (plus TM fees) for a concert ticket
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Never held a gun.
    Never used a tobacco product.
    Not a never, but didn't own a bed between the ages of 21 and 29 or 30. I slept on the floor.
    Never been to a professional soccer game (although I'd like to).
    Never gambled on anything except sports in a Las Vegas casino.
    Never have ridden a motorcycle.
    Not a never, but haven't eaten any meat, poultry or fish in 18 years.
  8. I'm just going to go ahead and assume that the folks who didn't say they never did ATM - have done ATM.

    I never did ATM.

    Too late to correct first impressions. Looking at you Ragu and Cosmo.
  9. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    I've never replied to a "Well, I never" thread.

    Oh, crap.
  10. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Never participated in "the wave"
    Never had a threesome
    Never went skydiving
    Never did ATM

    That's about it.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Never been to Canada or Mexico
    Never read Moby Dick
    Never been in a foursome (except for golf)
    Never huffed whipped cream or whatever
    Never been charged with a felony
  12. Was it when you did the threesome that ATM also came off the list?
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