Welcome To The Club, IJAG

You guys can start a basketball team now.

 

Yeah, like that was gonna happen.

Only the best, BTW:

 

Would IJAG even appreciate that stuff, Fen? I see her more as an appletini or Bud Light type.

(And congrats to you IJAG.)

 

No light beer.

Chocolatinis or Sunset Wheat or Yuengling, please!

 

Congrats.

Do you get a decal?

I've only got 17765

As my father used to say, "JR, you can do better than that. You're just not applying yourself".

 

A DEE-cal? Yes.

A DECK-al? No.

Crazy Canucks.

 

Yes, IJAG's got a decal. It's one with Calvin pissing on Steelers logo.

 

This thread just reminded me that I had a dream last night that involved people from SportsJournalists.com. IJAG was there and getting ready to yell at me before I woke up. She had no face.

 

NO OUTING!

 

Will a Mountain Dew work?

Seriously, congrats on the milestone ... no matter how much looserdom it implies. ;D

 

PG: BYH: Hey, I got all the posts, I call the fucking plays, OK? Plus all I can do is dribble (have fun with that quote monkeys!)
SG: Fenian: Hey, he's the no. 1 topic starter here. He's unconscious. We rile him up beforehand by telling him how great Republicans are. All he wants to do is shoot after that.
C: Dooley: He just clogs up the lane...but he's got a decent 3-foot jumper and comes up with a couple blocks and subsequent finger-wagging per game. Typically, though, we use him for the six fouls.
SF: Shotglass: He keeps wanting us to play with helmets, so we just stick him here, figuring he can do less harm there.
PF: IJAG. We've been waiting for this...we'll just tell her that Brook's wife is in the stands. That gets her into a rage and she starts throwing elbows and biting arms and basically scaring the shit out of people in the paint. That's how she gets 25 boards a game.

We're pretty good. We finished 1-8 last year in the over-30 league and that was with only four players!

 

Someone wake up Freelance Hack, so I don't pass him to get into the top 20.