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Welcome to Crazy Horse. Watch your face.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JoelHammond, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

    First-time strip clubber gets rude welcome -- in the form of a dancer's boot to the nose.

  2. KG

    KG Active Member

    Dude just needs to learn some new moves.

  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    ''That was my first time ever there. Isn't that crazy?''

    Yeah it is. It really is...
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    And his name was John Cocktosten?
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    No. Billy Jean King.
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That's what you get for going to a strip club in Akron.
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    If his name is Jason Smith, I won't be surprised. That dude's been filthy since high school.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I suggest that all Akron strip clubs erect 6' foot high, opaque plexiglass barriers between dancers and patrons to prevent these all-too-common boot-vs.-nose injuries. Not to mention painful garter snaps.
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    You could always put chicken wire around the stage.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That wouldn't fly in Akron. Maybe Toledo.
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member


    Don't spook the Horse.
  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Excuse me. I saw "horse" and "face" in the headline and no John Elway?
    For shame ..
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