Weirdest Song Title

"I Gave Her the Ring (She Gave Me the Finger)"

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

 

"Take the Skinheads Bowling," by Camper Van Beethoven

 

From Minus the Bear:

- Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!
- Houston We Have Uh-Oh
- Hey! Is That a Ninja Up There?
- Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse
- Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
- Get Me Naked 2: The Electric Boogaloo
- Lemurs, Man, Lemurs

They also love using lines from Starship Troopers, for some reason.

 

Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb

 

"Jesus Built My Hot Rod" — Ministry

(Can't go wrong with Jesus in your title)

 

Three pages and no Cramps?

Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?
Jackyard Backoff
Don't Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk
Let's Get F***ed Up
Sado County Auto Show
Naked Girl Falling Down the Stairs
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
Her Love Rubbed Off
The Most Exalted Potentate of Love

I can go on...

 

Catch 22 - 9mm and a Three-Piece Suit
Against Me! - Scream Until You're Coughing Up Blood
Blink 182 - When You Fuck Grandpa
Bouncing Souls - The Toilet Song
Brand New - Good to Know That if I Ever Need Attention All I Have To Do Is Die
Nerf Herder - Fight For Your Right To Masturbate
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
NOFX - You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings, Too (Actually They Don't)
OK Go - Unrequited Orchestra Of Locomotion
Propagandhi - Stick The Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch
The Ataris - Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B, A, Start

 

Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him -- Funkadelic

 

"Return of the Giant Hogweed" - Genesis
"Shadow of the Hierophant" - Steve Hackett
"This Song Has No Title" - Elton John

Numerous entries by Pink Floyd as previously mentioned ...

 

Please tell me this is subtitled "The 30 Extra Lives in Contra Song."

Kinda weird a band named the Ataris paid homage to a Nintendo game, though... </geek>

 

Indeed. It's actually the code to all Nintendo games by Konami, so says the loser who called into my college radio show to point out my saying, "This is the code for Contra."

Asshole.

 

Sorry, mike. I was playing Blades of Steel, heard you in the background and couldn't help myself.