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Weirdest Song Title

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Cansportschick, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    I Want Your Girlfriend to Be My Girlfriend, Reel Big Fish, from "Why Do They Rock So Hard?"

    Along the same lines, from "Turn the Radio Off," She Has a Girlfriend Now, featuring the chick from Save Ferris.
     
  2. friend of the friendless

    friend of the friendless Active Member

    Sirs, Madames,

    From the classic Love album, Forever Changes:

    Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale

    What is happening and how have you been
    Gotta go but Ill see you again
    And oh, the music is so loud
    And then I fade into the...

    Crowds of people standing everywhere
    cross the street Im at this laugh affair
    And here they always play my songs
    And me, I wonder if its...

    Wrong or right they come here just the same
    Telling everyone about their games
    And if you think it obsolete
    Then you go back across the street
    Yeah, street, hey hey

    When I leave now dont you weep for me
    Ill be back, just save a seat for me
    But if you just cant make the room
    Look up and see me on the...

    Moons a common scene around my town
    Yeah where everyone is painted brown
    And if we do get stuck away
    Lets go paint everybody gray
    Yeah, gray, yeah

    Sigh. It's just a great song from the original trippy period.

    YHS, etc
     
  3. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Bukkake Tsunami by Cattle Decapitation
     
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I would do anything for love...but I won't do that. M-Loaf.
     
  5. Full of Shit

    Full of Shit Member

    "When Shrimp Learn to Whistle" -- Leo Kottke
     
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    How about "Cum Stains On the Pillow (Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be)".
     
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
     
  8. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me)"

    The Bellamy Brothers
     
  9. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    There's so much country music song title talent out there that it could be its own thread for sure.
     
  10. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues

    - Hoagie Carmichael

    Have never heard this song but when I was a kid it was listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the Longest Song Title and I have never forgotten it, for some reason.
     
  11. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    One more thought about country music:

    If you play the record backward, does your woman come back to you? Does your dog? Does your truck? The mullet, thankfully, never goes anywhere.
     
  12. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    When I read the title, I thought "Girlfriend in a Coma". When I read the thread, I quickly realized I was out of my league.
     
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