Weirdest Song Title

Suck a Caribou's Ass by Wesley Willis. Actually, anything by good 'ol Wesley, God rest his soul.

I've always liked "You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me" by my boys, the Arctic Monkeys. Coming to Columbus this fall with supporting act The Coral!

(I'm psyched)

 

Rock on, London. Rock on, Chicago. Wheaties: Breakfast of champions.

Wesley was a huge college hit a few years ago, and I still believe his albums are ridiculous in terms of Amazon.com used-CD standards.

 

Cheap at Twice the Price, my man. Booked solid, in demand.

 

Detachable Penis

 

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus.

I think either the Statler Bros. or the Oak Ridge Boys first did this. I'm probably wrong, though.

 

My first thought was the Primitive Radio Gods' song, so I'm glad people beat me to it.

Also Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me"

 

About 20 years ago, Spin had a list of the most offensive punk rock song titles of all time: "I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas" by the Butthole Surfers stands out, along with "Raping Dead Nuns" by Dick in Hand and a ditty called "Suck My Snot"
I'm partial to the "The Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song" by System of a Down.

 

Dead Kennedy's wrote a song called "Too Drunk To Fuck." Did that make the list?

Funny post-script. My buddy called me last Saturday morning, admitting that he, indeed, was "too drunk to fuck."

 

I can't believe I know this, but the name of the song is "Caught a Lite Sneeze"

And to Zeke, who mentioned Ween, you have to add AIDS to the list. An entire song set to a polka beat where the only words are "AIDS" and "HIV." Freaking weird.

 

DK had better ones than that.

Kinky Sex Makes the World Go Around is my fave. Let's Lynch the Landlord was another gem.

 

"Bring Me The Head of David Geffen," by Mojo Nixon is a great song.
"Nurture My Pig," by the Reverend Horton Heat is also high on my list.

 

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