Weirdest Song Title

Okay I came across a really insane title for a song so I thought I would start a weird song title thread:

Hollywood on my Toothpaste.... ???

 

90 percent of They Might Be Giants' catalog.

Also, whatever that album title was from Fiona Apple from years ago, assuming it matched a song. I don't know.

 

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in my Hand. (I think that was it. Weird song, weird title.)

 

Caught by a Sneeze (Tori Amos...but isn't anything Tori Amos picks as a song title a little odd : )

 

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand -- The Primitive Radio Gods

EDIT: Dammit, Zeke, you beat me to it. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. Great song. In it's stead I'll add:

Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) -- Us3

 

Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town

Someone pointed out to Eddie Vedder that all his songs had one-word titles. That title was his retort.

 

All from TMBG:

Memo To Human Resources
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Extra Savoir-Faire
A Self Called Nowhere
Pencil Rain
Shoehorn With Teeth
Stand On Your Own Head
Nightgown Of The Sullen Moon
When It Rains It Snows
Youth Culture Killed My Dog
Boat Of Car
Absolutely Bill's Mood
Chess Piece Face
Doctor Worm

 

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying -- Bloodhound Gang

 

Mojo Nixon has a few...

- Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two Headed Love Child
- She's Vibrator Dependent
- I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar
- Moanin' With Your Mama
- The Poontango

 

I just spit up my tea reading this.....this is actually a song?

 

another one..
Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed - Kinky Friedman

 

Drank So Much Tonight, I Just Feel Stupid -- The Gear Daddies