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Weirdest Song Title

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Cansportschick, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Okay I came across a really insane title for a song so I thought I would start a weird song title thread:

    Hollywood on my Toothpaste.... ???
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    90 percent of They Might Be Giants' catalog.

    Also, whatever that album title was from Fiona Apple from years ago, assuming it matched a song. I don't know.
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in my Hand. (I think that was it. Weird song, weird title.)
  4. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Caught by a Sneeze (Tori Amos...but isn't anything Tori Amos picks as a song title a little odd ::) )
  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand -- The Primitive Radio Gods

    EDIT: Dammit, Zeke, you beat me to it. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. Great song. In it's stead I'll add:

    Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) -- Us3
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town

    Someone pointed out to Eddie Vedder that all his songs had one-word titles. That title was his retort.
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    All from TMBG:

    Memo To Human Resources
    Courage the Cowardly Dog
    Extra Savoir-Faire
    A Self Called Nowhere
    Pencil Rain
    Shoehorn With Teeth
    Stand On Your Own Head
    Nightgown Of The Sullen Moon
    When It Rains It Snows
    Youth Culture Killed My Dog
    Boat Of Car
    Absolutely Bill's Mood
    Chess Piece Face
    Doctor Worm
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying -- Bloodhound Gang
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Mojo Nixon has a few...

    - Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two Headed Love Child
    - She's Vibrator Dependent
    - I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar
    - Moanin' With Your Mama
    - The Poontango
  10. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I just spit up my tea reading this.....this is actually a song?
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    another one..
    Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed - Kinky Friedman
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Drank So Much Tonight, I Just Feel Stupid -- The Gear Daddies
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