Weird Stuff You See ... Running Thread

Bubbler: This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is?
Co-worker: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bird shit.
Bubbler: Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bird shit.
Co-worker: I think we should be going now.
Bubbler: Don't do that! Don't you fucking do that! Don't blow this shit off! What just happened was a fucking miracle!
Co-worker: Chill the fuck out, Bubbs, this shit happens.
Bubbler: Wrong! Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen. See? The birds did not shit on my head! This shit doesn't just happen!
Co-worker: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the gym with the coaching staff?
Bubbler: I should be fuckin covered in shit now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
Co-worker: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?

 

Guy and girl walking down the street. Girl a couple steps behind. Nothing too out of the unusual. They're punks or whatever ... all in black, army boots, guy at a Sid Vicious shirt on ... you know.

Get closer ... she's wearing a dog collar ... and he's carrying a leash. That's right. He was walking her like a dog.

I didn't know whether to laugh my ass off or beat the crap out of the two of them.

 

Beat the crap out of the two of them.

 

I look back and think, 'yeah, I should have.'

 

Must it be an either/or?

 

Good point.

 

That was the dog. Right there, looked just like that.

In the middle of the street, though, and I too felt his pain.

 

I saw that twice in one day. Let it be known that I wasn't in Amsterdam or in some weird freak house.

 

I'd hit her.

Woof.

 

I think the bigger question here is, do you think she likes it doggy-style?

Sorry. Had to do it.

 

Holy crap, I saw one of those for the first time the other day. Stupidest thing I ever saw.

Of course, it was hanging under the back one of those big-ass Chevy 3500 dualies with a 12" lift kit.

 

Another disturbing trend in car signage is the next-generation "Calvin pissing" sticker. This one has Calvin with his pants pulled down, about to take a dump on something (Ford logo, Chevy logo, whatever). First time I saw one of those, it was a woman who had "My baby daddy" under it.