Weird Question for the Board

Well, we've always been right. The few times Mrs. Slydell took one and it said she wasn;t pregnant, she wasn't.

Then in January, BOOYAH! (sorry for the Stuart Scott lingo).

The first time it said she was, she was. The little rugrat is due in early October.
Congrats BTW.

 

Canada, for all its problems, at least doesn't cost you for having a baby, national health policy and all.

 

I struggled to pick which was my favorite. I'm going with co-winners.

 

She's having the baby....licking a waffle iron is the least any man can do.

 

If I posted something like this about my wife, a waffle iron is what I'd get upside the head. That said, Jones, this is pure spun gold. There's a Ted Nugent song in there somewhere ...

If by third world country you mean Alabama, Slappy might be able to help ...

OK, enough with the rimshots. Congrats SSM. If this is your first, it will be unlike any other experience you ever have.

 

Steve, don't cum yet.
You dare to rip the X man.

 

Congrats SSM!! Getting ready for a fun and eventful trip!

 

While we're on the subject, the wife and I are doing birthing classes.

For those who have done them, is itbetter to do it all in one day, or take 5 two hour classes? I'd rather do one day, but I may get outvtoted 1-1 by Mrs. Slydell.

Thought?

 

You're whipped. ;D

 

Well, I know that. Tell me something I can use!
And it's not whipped, it's scary pregnant woman hormones in full effect.

 

What do you want to do, bring back the rabbit test?

 

Is that like licking the twatwaffle iron?