Weird eating habits

I'm sitting here eating octopus straight out of the can, as I am wont to do, and I'm wondering what other gastronomic idiosyncrasies exist on this board.

 

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, FDP.

I eat my pizza with no cheese, but that's already been established here.

 

I eat tuna straight out of the can.

I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

There'll be more examples as I think of them.

 

So, you haven't used a fork in a long while, huh?

 

If you are out of utensils, Mikey has some Taco Bell sporks you can borrow

 

Now I remember why I like you.

 

Touche! 19 months.

 

"Borrow" is the key word in that sentence.

 

When I eat an apple, I chew off all the skin first. I go around the middle first, then the top, and finally the bottom. The key is that I can't bit so deep that a seed appears. If it does I throw it away. Once all the red skin is gone, I start eating the actual meat of the apple, again around the middle, then the top, then the bottom, nibbling here and there at the end to make it last as long as possible. And once it's almost nothing, I then bite enough to expose a seed and it gets tossed.

 

Octopus and/or sardines out of a can, straight or on a cracker. It's a great snack.

 

My best friend bites his sandwiches into the shapes of states.

I, too, roll up pieces of ham or turkey and cheese to make a sandwich, Xan. "I'm off bread."

I eat condiments alone, just squeeze the salsa out of the pack. That's usually a late-night snack.

 

I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.