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Weird eating habits

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PeteyPirate, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I'm sitting here eating octopus straight out of the can, as I am wont to do, and I'm wondering what other gastronomic idiosyncrasies exist on this board.
  2. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard, FDP.

    I eat my pizza with no cheese, but that's already been established here.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I eat tuna straight out of the can.

    I eat spaghetti with my fingers (when no women are around).

    I eat potato chip and mustard sandwiches.

    I eat enough mashed potatoes each time to feed a small Army.

    Sometimes, a turkey and cheese sandwich is just that -- only the turkey and the cheese with mustard all balled up (no bread).

    There'll be more examples as I think of them.
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    So, you haven't used a fork in a long while, huh?
  5. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    If you are out of utensils, Mikey has some Taco Bell sporks you can borrow
  6. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Now I remember why I like you.
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Touche! 19 months.
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    "Borrow" is the key word in that sentence.
  9. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    When I eat an apple, I chew off all the skin first. I go around the middle first, then the top, and finally the bottom. The key is that I can't bit so deep that a seed appears. If it does I throw it away. Once all the red skin is gone, I start eating the actual meat of the apple, again around the middle, then the top, then the bottom, nibbling here and there at the end to make it last as long as possible. And once it's almost nothing, I then bite enough to expose a seed and it gets tossed.
  10. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Octopus and/or sardines out of a can, straight or on a cracker. It's a great snack.
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    My best friend bites his sandwiches into the shapes of states.

    I, too, roll up pieces of ham or turkey and cheese to make a sandwich, Xan. "I'm off bread."

    I eat condiments alone, just squeeze the salsa out of the pack. That's usually a late-night snack.
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I used to be a ketchup-packet eater.
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