Week 10 NFL Thread: Oh how Dallas Does Suck

I guess if you are a running back for Cincy, you might as well be in a black hole.

 

What in the name of Mr. Blackwell are the Jets and Bills wearing out there tonight? Is the lounge pajama concept the new thing in uniforms? Hedy Lamarr might look good in one of those, but Ryan Fitzpatrick sure doesn't.

 

So we're these new uniforms inspired by the big newspaper companies? You know, have them all produced in one design center from the same basic templates using the same basic look. Just swap out the logos.

Ick.

 

All that red and green.

 

The shine on the uniforms and even the logo on the coaches' hats make me wish I didn't have HD. Everything seems like it's glowing. I hate this whole Color Burst concept.

 

They've been promoting this for weeks now. It's the "color rush."

 

You simply cannot tell who's playing without graphics anymore. Nebraska (Big Red) was in black last month. Tennessee (Big Orange) was in gray. To paraphrase the old 2-quarterback saying, if you have 4-5 uniforms, you don't have a uniform anymore.

I don't have HD for who knows how long. DirecTV fucked with something, and I'm getting a "Your TV or your cables are not HD!" message now. I'm told their engineers are working on it.

 

Color rush? When did Goodell hire Owsley as a consultant?

 

This is like watching an intermural game between Santa's elves.

 

Could be worse.

http://deadspin.com/stupid-nike-uniforms-wreaking-havoc-on-colorblind-nfl-f-1742272136

 

The Bills, like Starbucks, are fighting their own personal war on Christmas.

 

That was painful to watch. And I'm not talking about the uniforms.