Wedding wear?

I hate wearing a tie, absolutely hate it. However, there are four occasions where I will automatically wear one:

1. Wedding
2. Funeral
3. Job interview
4. Awards banquet

That's probably 50 days total over the course of 50 years. You've got the rest of your life to be a slob.

 

Most people wear ties where I work. I wore one for the first month or so, until finally realizing it wasn't necessary. I slowly stopped and haven't worn one in months.

 

Forgot the blue font, right?

 

You never have to buy a gift for anyone who makes more money than you do.
Under any circumstances.

 

I think you should probably have some idea about the person whose wedding you are attending. There are friends for whom I'd dress my best (which isn't all that great) and there are friends for whom I'm wearing sandals and socks just because I can.

 

You never go wrong with the Hawaiian shirt, white pants and straw hat. Snappy look.

 

Why am I not surprised that you wear socks with sandals?

 

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

 

"Nobody wears Hawaiian shirts except gay men and big, fat party animals." -- Homer Simpson

 

You don't have to wear a tie to my funeral.

 

Shit, like I'm going to outlive you. Then again, you do smoke ...