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Weapons of ass destruction?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    No, no, not what you think, so don't flame me for profanity.

    Seems the TSA thinks that an anti-terror law requiring various folks in the transportation industry to submit to criminal background checks should also apply to the mule skinners who drive the mules that pull a boat at a historical park in Easton, Pa.

  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    For a second I thought you were going to ask me for a courtesy flush.
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  6. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member


    General Custer: A scout has a certain look... Kit Carson, for example. You look like... a muleskinner!
    Jack Crabb: Uh, General I don't know anything about mules...
    General Custer: Lieutenant, it's amazing how I can guess the profession of a man just by looking at him! Notice the bandy legs, the powerful arms. This man has spent years with mules. Isn't that right?
    Jack Crabb: Uh, yes sir!
    General Custer: Hire the muleskinner!
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  7. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    Steveu: What are farts?

    Alex: Correct, go again. :)

    Sorry, I thought this thread was also about that same thing. All I gotta say to the TSA is uhhhh... yeah.
  8. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    This would make a hell of a porno title. There, I said it.
  9. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    When I read this, I thought to myself, "It's too good for them NOT too have made a porno with this title." And I was right. There have been at least five.


    (It seems self-explanatory, but the link is probably NSFW, if only because of the title. There's no movie poster)
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I really, really wanted to do that Google search.
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    And here's part of the the IMDB description of WOAD Five

    The contrast between vitality and degradation has never been so laid out for the viewer in the "Weapons" series. Jules Jordan clearly had a vision when he wrote this screenplay.
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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