Weapons of ass destruction?

No, no, not what you think, so don't flame me for profanity.

Seems the TSA thinks that an anti-terror law requiring various folks in the transportation industry to submit to criminal background checks should also apply to the mule skinners who drive the mules that pull a boat at a historical park in Easton, Pa.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/02/25/mule.skinner.blues/index.html

 

For a second I thought you were going to ask me for a courtesy flush.

 

Muleslims!

 

Awesome.

 

General Custer: A scout has a certain look... Kit Carson, for example. You look like... a muleskinner!
Jack Crabb: Uh, General I don't know anything about mules...
General Custer: Lieutenant, it's amazing how I can guess the profession of a man just by looking at him! Notice the bandy legs, the powerful arms. This man has spent years with mules. Isn't that right?
Jack Crabb: Uh, yes sir!
General Custer: Hire the muleskinner!

 

Steveu: What are farts?

Alex: Correct, go again.

Sorry, I thought this thread was also about that same thing. All I gotta say to the TSA is uhhhh... yeah.

 

This would make a hell of a porno title. There, I said it.

 

When I read this, I thought to myself, "It's too good for them NOT too have made a porno with this title." And I was right. There have been at least five.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892380/

(It seems self-explanatory, but the link is probably NSFW, if only because of the title. There's no movie poster)

 

I really, really wanted to do that Google search.

 

And here's part of the the IMDB description of WOAD Five

The contrast between vitality and degradation has never been so laid out for the viewer in the "Weapons" series. Jules Jordan clearly had a vision when he wrote this screenplay.