We Stand on Guard For Thee

This comic says the wall is needed to keep the U.S. out of Canada.

 

Buddy of mine grew up in the northernmost part of New Hampshire. If you get him going about it, he'll tell you how the "snowbacks" - as he calls them - are a serious problem, using snowmobiles to make rural winter crossings and bring their marijuana to U.S. market. He's got me convinced that it's a scourge the must be stopped. Build a wall, I say, and build it high. The more pristine the forest, the bigger that wall should be!

 

He considered imports of marijuana a problem?

 

I saw a couple poutine booths at a fair recently.

The invasion is well underway.

 

Stupid NAFTA, takin' our jerbs with their herb.

 

As the stupid plans go, it was stupider than most.

 

I probably should've blue-fonted that whole post. But no, I don't think he cares one bit. Just likes to go on funny rants about Canadians coming over illegally.

 

The legend lives on
From the teabaggers on down
Of the dumbasses talking on teevee
With the great Donald Trump
pumping crap out his rump
No limits to the levels of crazee

In Wisconsin they said, lives a man who's brain dead
A thoroughly dumb mother fucker
He's the dumbest of all
Wants to build a Great Wall
And they call this dumb ass Scotty Walker.

 

It was delicious, wasn't it, MH?

 

The Canuck I live with bought some and we shared, so yeah, I've been compromised.

 

Canadian smug nationalism is lame. Hockey, Poutine, Winter...Give me sun and sand any day.