We haven't flogged PETA in a while...

If you don't, you should

 

I totally agree....

 

I love my mangled Col. Sanders bobblehead I received as thanks for covering a PETA protest. We were getting calls about some blonde woman in a yellow bikini in front of a KFC dancing with a person in a chicken costume. An editor said to make a call on it and get something in the paper. I did, (they even sent photos of the blonde in question), and they sent me a prized desk ornament.
Their nude "State of the Union" address is another great moment in PR.

Reminds me of an exchange from the Alan Alda movie "Sweet Liberty."

Bo Hodges: You realize who goes to see movies. Eighty percent of them are between the ages of 12 and 22. And you know what the kids like?
Michael Burgess: What?
Bo Hodges: Well, this may sound silly to you, but kids go completely ape if you do three things in a picture: defy authority, destroy property, and take people's clothes off.

 

I'm in a facebook group called "For every piece of meat you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."

 

The jacket notes on Denis Leary's new book ask, "if God didn't want us to eat meat, why did He make cows so slow? Ever eaten a cheetah-burger? Nope, and you never will."

 

Why not Sea Pussies? I mean really, that's ageism against all cats. It should be Sea Pussies.

 

What, was Sea Snatch already taken?

 

Sea Clams would probably be most appropriate....

 

Lest we forget the noble Sea Cucumber:

 

Wait, they have those in nature?

I My friend paid $40 for something that looked similar to that.

 

Let me introduce you to the geoduck (pronounced "gooey-duck").



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck

 

Thanks, Secret Santa!