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We got MFing snakes in the MFing trees

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, May 30, 2013.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Really makes me want to go for a stroll in a D.C. park

  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Black snakes are no problem. Heck, you could probably put it in your pants as a prop to help you pick up women at Barnes and Noble.

    There she is, sitting in the children's section, picking out books. You saunter over and instead of using some lame freqposter pick up line, you say "Hey, baby, want to see my big black snake?"
  3. joe

    joe Active Member

    What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
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