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We Aren't The World: An sj music project

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YGBFKM, Feb 14, 2013.


    YGBFKM Guest

    Back in my early days of this heroin addiction we call a message board, I believe there was an attempt to write a novel. But I prefer to express myself lyrically. It's a written form more befitting of my beautiful soul.

    So, let's write a song. I'll start with a verse -- which I hope many posters will build on -- and provide a chorus.

    I'll tell ya what's better than being Kate Upton's sweater,
    that Lane Bryant special that give TigerVols fits
    Well the opposite of sadness is this message-board madness,
    from YGB's fashion to Care Bear's fine wits

    And the chorus:

    Oh, sj, our pal, our online mistress, our gal
    You make the days more approachable
    Oh, sj, our friend, we're here 'til the end
    Like Dick Whitman's cardio -- non-negotiable
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Glad you decided to go with "wits" instead of ... well, never mind.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That's already the worst fucking song I've ever seen.

    I never knew Greg Marmalard was writing songs after "Animal House."

    YGBFKM Guest

    That doesn't rhyme. Try harder.
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    The SportsJournalists.com song
    is simple but true:

    Blah, blah, blah, DRINK!
    Blah, blah, blah, DRINK!
    Blah, blah, blah, DRINK!
    Fuck you, FANBOI LOOSER!

    Second verse, same as the first. Go till dawn.
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I'm going to give myself 24 hours to come up with a late 60s style bubblegum song that fits this board to a tee. I've got the concept of a Sugar Snake rolling around in my brain.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    A drop of fnord, a dash of hot mess.
    God only knows we've been shut down for less.
    A galaxy of stars to make up for the jerk
    Who thought that ass shot would be safe for work.

    (Chorus, etc.)
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    We could set the bar lower but I don't know how
    Maybe we better delete this goddamn verse now

    Things could get worse and I'm sure they will
    In a fetid bath of malodorous swill

    (epic guitar solo)
  9. dog eat dog world

    dog eat dog world New Member

    I'd chime in but to do so would mean posting lyrics that would include politics, so Ill pass.
  10. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    So we talk about money and the outlook's not sunny
    And we debate without end the election
    But it turns out that Nate, while effeminate, is great
    For his math gave the Left an erection
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Zartosht has fine penmanship.
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    It's a tough one to figure, of the two which is bigger:
    oop's nonsense or the Yanks' salary cap
    And I don't get the meaning behind Versatile's preening
    But a peacock can't fly without some good cyber dap
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