Way to change user name?

Two ways:

*Bribe Kenny. His price varies, depending on how big a pain in the ass you've been.

*Bribe ME - same as above - and I'll ask Kenny nicely to do it.

We had to go away from letting people do it on their own a few years back for a variety of reasons - the simplest explanation is a few assholes caused major problems and mucked it up for the many. We understand there are reasons to do this and if Kenny thinks it is legit, he can do it. He's talked to us about it the couple of times it has come up since he joined us - is this person a troublemaker, that kind of thing.

So the short answer is, contact Kenny and explain.