Watersports in Allentown

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130326&content_id=43314282&fext=.jsp&vkey=news_t1410&sid=t1410

 

How are they going to measure your WAR (Whip Around Reaction) or your VORP (Very Original Real Pee)?

 

are you penilized for excessive SAC, Shakes After Completion

 

Well we're pissing here in Allentown,
And they've taken the old urinals down.
In the bathroom there's these new machines,
Measures your pee,
They call it X-Stream.

Well our fathers they just pissed in a trough,
The pressure on their bladders let off.
But these days it's all a game,
Get the high score,
Type in your name.

Yeah, we're pissing here in Allentown.

 

A SAC of greater than 3.0 means you are PWI.

 

This is great. When my enlarged prostate impedes my flow, I hope to sue for age discrimination, diminished enjoyment, clinical depression and of course the sudden loss of consortium. I'm aiming for seven figures.

 

Not to quibble, but we've already hit this in the Urinal thread. d_b. And I would hit it again.

VB

(And to requote myself...) There's not a day that passes in which I am not thankful for having been born with a dick.

 

I for one am waiting for them to bring out Urinal Poker. Where the top hand is a flush.

 

There's a urinal thread?

 

Of course there's a urinals thread.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/94419/