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Watersports in Allentown

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain Obvious, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are debuting a urine-controlled gaming system in the stadium's urinals this season.

  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    How are they going to measure your WAR (Whip Around Reaction) or your VORP (Very Original Real Pee)?
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    are you penilized for excessive SAC, Shakes After Completion
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Well we're pissing here in Allentown,
    And they've taken the old urinals down.
    In the bathroom there's these new machines,
    Measures your pee,
    They call it X-Stream.

    Well our fathers they just pissed in a trough,
    The pressure on their bladders let off.
    But these days it's all a game,
    Get the high score,
    Type in your name.

    Yeah, we're pissing here in Allentown.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A SAC of greater than 3.0 means you are PWI.
  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    This is great. When my enlarged prostate impedes my flow, I hope to sue for age discrimination, diminished enjoyment, clinical depression and of course the sudden loss of consortium. I'm aiming for seven figures.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Not to quibble, but we've already hit this in the Urinal thread. d_b. And I would hit it again.


    (And to requote myself...) There's not a day that passes in which I am not thankful for having been born with a dick.
  8. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I for one am waiting for them to bring out Urinal Poker. Where the top hand is a flush.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    There's a urinal thread?
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Of course there's a urinals thread.

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