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Watching a pizza guy get lucky; REAL LUCKY

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    So, ye olde chef was in a 36-hole strokeplay golf tournament labor day weekend.

    The mens golf assosciation at my local club bought an insurance policy, and put up 10,000 dollars for the first hole-in-one, and a local business chipped in $1,000 for every hole in one.

    Local pizza guy gets on the tee.

    169 yards

    Wind blowing straight in at about 35 mph.

    His 2nd hole of the day.


    I said he used a FUCKING 3 WOOD!

    I was 2 holes behind, but the guys in the group said this thing started about 50 feet left of the hole, and made a beeline towards the green.



    Into the hole.


    Guys reaction......."Hell, isn't that what you're supposed to do?"
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    "Oh dear. We seem to be a little short on cash. How EVER will we pay for this hole-in-one?"
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

  4. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Someone order a hot pie with a stiff 3-wood?
  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Was it a big sausage pie?
  6. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    That's why they had the "hole-in-one" insurance policy. Although I don't know how exactly that works. Seems it would not be in the company's best interest to insure a risk like that unless it was for a prolonged period of time.
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    mustangj17's head
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Jesus, a 3 wood 169 yards into the hole? They should have paid him double for making that.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I thought this was going in a whole different direction. Guess I watch the wrong kinds of movies.
  10. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    " 'Here's the pizza. And here (zzzzippp)'s the pepperoni!' "
  11. SF_Express

    SF_Express Active Member

    Hole in one insurance is just like it sounds; you pay a premium of a couple hundred bucks to a company which covers the possibility of a hole in one for cash or a car or whatever. Several companies do it, and they obviously take in more than they pay out. The insurance is always predicated on the hole being a certain length (generally 175 yards).
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Pizza guy stars in HOLE IN ONE (bow chicka wow wow).
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