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Watch out! I'm sucking and driving!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Write-brained, May 23, 2008.

  1. Anyone heard of AWOL? It stands for Alcohol Without Liquor.

    www.AWOLmachine.com

    Apparently the device compresses air and alcohol together into a mist, allowing you to get shit-faced without taking a sip.

    I've only heard of it because 20 states have already banned it.

    Sorta sounds interesting, but then I would look like one of dese guys.

    [​IMG]

    I'd rather be seen drinking a Zima ...
     
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  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Oh, boy, did I ever get the wrong impression by the thread title.
     
  3. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    OK, I've had this happen twice tonight.

    When I opened this thread, the picture was just a red X. So I right-clicked and went to properties and copied the URL and went to see the pic at its source. Then, when I came back here, the picture was showing just fine.
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Me too, Mikey, because the thread title was 'breathing and driving' when I read it the first time.
     
  5. Yeah, but then I saw the guy on the far right of the photo and decided he's not just breathing, he's sucking.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    He looks...practiced in the art.
     
  7. I like Zima.

    And I'm unashamed.
     
  8. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I've heard of bars doing this in their vents or something. Fuck you, designated driver!
     
  9. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    So if you get sick from this, would it be the dry heaves?
     
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Sometimes it does that. Won't show up when this server is just trying to link to the image on another server, but once you open it on its own it's part of your disk cache.

    Dude's got the benefit of experience, but I'm not sure if it's experience from bong hits or something else entirely.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Yikes. That guy in the middle sort of looks like me if I joined a frat. How embarrassing.

    I mean, he's not sucking it with any gusto at all. That's not how I, er, would, do it. If I did such things. By that I mean I would totally deep throat it, if I were ... uh ... a chick?

    Why is that Southwest Airlines ad popping into my head?
     
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  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    And here I was, having a flashback to "The World According to Garp."
     
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