"warm smell of c........."WHAT?

From my girl's "Edge of Seventeen":

"I would fart with an angel/Desire to wheeze" ("I went forth with an age-old desire to please.")

 

"Big ol' Jed in a lineup" instead of "big old jet airliner".

 

Re: the Aerosmith song, what I heard until set straight was "Do the funky lady."

 

Always wondered why Elton John sang, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

Well, not really.

 

Sadly, a friend in college thought those were the lyrics.

 

"Jam slap gus, baby we were born to run".... Tramps like us..... swear to god I had a friend in college that thought that was what he sang.. jam slap gus....

 

In high school I thought it was 'warm smell of police dust'. :-\

 

Actually, that line works. Cause you know if you jam slap on Gus, baby you better be born to run.



Gus, ladies and gentlemen! Don't jam slap him.

 

That dog looks disturbingly like the farmer with the pitchfork in that old-timey picture...

 

Been seeing the Kyra Sedgwick orange juice commercial lately, with Tom Jones' "She's a Lady"... and I could've sworn he was trying to get away with a near-miss of the f-bomb in the lyrics.

Actual lyrics: "Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner."

Killick heard: "Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind they'd like to FUNK and take to dinner." (thinking, "Oh, the real word he wants to use is f*ck, but he's being coy.")

Even after looking it up, I still don't hear "flaunt."

 

The original phrase by Don Felder was "Oh hell, why can't I clip this? Aren't my toes just like hair?" but Don Henley thought that might lead drunk people to do really stupid stuff.

 

Considering his sexuality, I always thought the lyric to the Elton John song was. . .

"Don't let the son go down on me."