Want to see slow-motion video of your car crashing?

I'd love to see that slow motion crash. Will you be in it?

 

If you wanna see some cool slow motion, check out this clip of a great white shark jumping as it grabs a seal (I think). It's from the exceptional Planet Earth series.

 

I'd love to see that slow motion crash. Will he be in it?

 

The seal should have jumped the shark.

 

I had an idea my car would be a deathbox when the salesman told me to hit the sturdy "roll cage" rail thing. I hit it like he did, and he replied "No man, hit it."

So I hit it a little harder. Again I hear, "C'mon man, hit it." So I make a fist. I raise my fist to shoulder height and simply hit the thing like a hammer. Suddenly, there's a fist-sized dent in the car.

"HOLY SHIT! YOU DENTED IT!" he screams. "You told me to hit it," I reply matter-of-factly. Saved myself a couple thousand. But if I suddenly stop posting one day, you'll know that somebody nailed me and my paper-mache car.

Oh yeah... my car is rated 'poor' Go figure.

 

Apparently, my airbag is going to kill me.

 

I'm good with head-on impact, but dead on side impacts. So why don't I run into the side of your car and get this over with?

 

My car's must not crash - as they are not listed on pull down menu.