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Want to be amazed by the human body? Watch this...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That was the part of the video that amazed me. What the hell was that? Was it a man in a cape (ALWAYS a crowd pleaser!)? The world's ugliest woman (with apologies to Bea Arthur)? I think even the name was meant to fuck with you. I mean, Claude is a man, right? But I couldn't tell if it was more Bessy than Claude. Is it a little of each? If Spaceman ever does hit that, I hope he walks away with some photos of what's under the hood. He can probably get the scientific community to rethink everything it thinks it knows.
     
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    If that Chinese chick doesn't get up on a unicycle and start kicking bowls onto her head in about 30 seconds, I'm turning this off.
     
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Did anyone catch the huge camel toe she got at about the 4-minute mark?
     
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That's what I was thinking, TSP...where's the juggling and the fire?
     
  5. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I stopped at 2 minutes, now I'm watching more.
     
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I imagine she's pretty fun.
     
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Where's Oaktown's 357?
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Jerry: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.
    Elaine: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?
    Jerry: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.
    Elaine: No, what?
    Jerry: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...
    Elaine: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...
    Jerry: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...
    Elaine: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?
    Jerry: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.
    Kramer: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?
    Jerry: See, again, I really don't feel that...
    Elaine: The balance beam?
    Jerry: Could we stop?
    Elaine: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?
    Jerry: All right. Let's just drop it.
     
  9. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    You guys would be fans for the Cirque shows. Especially Mystere.
    If you ever get a chance...
     
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