Want more sex? Help with the dishes

Awesome.

I loathe washing dishes. So goddamn much. I have eczema on my hands and I've yet to find a dishwashing soap that doesn't aggrivate them. And I'm OCD about the dishes...eating off dirty dishes skeeves the shit out of me, so I wash everything like three times. Yet...my wife does almost all the cooking, so I feel as if I should do the dishes far more often than not.

It's just like I used to be when I lived with my parents and I would mow the lawn in the exact same direction b/c I hated how it looked when my sister did it and simply went up one row, turned around and mowed down the next row. It looked hideous. So I'd spend two-odd hours every other week doing it the right goddamn way.

Come to think of it, I never got laid for doing the lawn either. Fuck. I'm using paper plates from now on.

 

Wear gloves?

 

Mikey is going door to door asking women if he can do their dishes right now.

 

I probably should, but my hands reek for hours after I use the gloves. Can't stand that.

 

Brilliant.

 

I do dishes every day. Is that why I'm so happy in my marriage?

 

Mikey's drought could grow to such a length that "doing the dishes" may take on a whole different meaning.

 

Bingo, my man.

 

Damn. I just remembered that I promised to do the dishes tonight.

 

I don't mind doing the dishes, laundry, cleaning up the house or any of that stuff.

Fat lot of good it's done me.

 

Interesting none of the board's estrogen wing has weighed in on this thread on the first page.

As an aside, BYH, I've always thought Otis Nixon looked like a cigar store indian ...

 

Let's bury the hatchet. We smoke um peace pipe.