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Want more sex? Help with the dishes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    To me, this would seem obvious:


    But I'm with Vince Vaughn on this: Why would I WANT to do to the dishes? I am willing to help with the chores, but women not only want that, but they want us to somehow enjoy it, to take delight in it.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That psychologist is wrong.
  3. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    And shoe shopping.
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    There are a number of ways I could get more sex -- make more money, get thinner, play pro baseball, tap my foot twice under the stall divider -- that DON'T involve me having to do dishes.

    Fuck that shit.
  5. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I've done a ton of dishes and still no luck.

    I might have to ask Madge for a hand job.

    "Palmolive? You're soaking in it!"
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So buy yourself a dishwater and your wife a dildo.

    Everyone wins.
  7. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    Want me to help with the dishes? Give me more sex. Works both ways.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Bullshit. You're gonna turn right over and go to sleep and everyone knows it.
  9. Editude

    Editude Active Member

    Just go out to eat.
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Maybe it's time women got off their lazy butts and got funnier, especially in their 20s.
  11. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I really appreciated this. :D
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

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