Want more sex? Help with the dishes

To me, this would seem obvious:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ih8kUG33Uoi5ZEzIROizRqmfYjJQD8V7UEK00

But I'm with Vince Vaughn on this: Why would I WANT to do to the dishes? I am willing to help with the chores, but women not only want that, but they want us to somehow enjoy it, to take delight in it.

 

That psychologist is wrong.

 

And shoe shopping.

 

There are a number of ways I could get more sex -- make more money, get thinner, play pro baseball, tap my foot twice under the stall divider -- that DON'T involve me having to do dishes.

Fuck that shit.

 

I've done a ton of dishes and still no luck.

I might have to ask Madge for a hand job.

"Palmolive? You're soaking in it!"

 

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So buy yourself a dishwater and your wife a dildo.

Everyone wins.

 

Want me to help with the dishes? Give me more sex. Works both ways.

 

Bullshit. You're gonna turn right over and go to sleep and everyone knows it.

 

Just go out to eat.

 

Maybe it's time women got off their lazy butts and got funnier, especially in their 20s.

 

I really appreciated this.