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Want a raise? How about a bullet instead?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by novelist_wannabe, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Two workers offed by boss after asking for pay raise


    My first thought was that JRC or CNHI had somehow entered the car business ...
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That would make a good Blondie cartoon. Dagwood asks Mr. Dithers for a raise and is offed.
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Hey, um, boss? If you're reading this? I'm good on the pay thing. Thanks.
  4. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    I'm never asking for a raise again! Not worth the risk!
  5. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    In fact, I think I might be getting paid too much.
  6. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Guess I better be heavy the next time I ask for a little extra green.
  7. goalmouth

    goalmouth Active Member

    News alert: Michael Strahan just reported to training camp.
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Ha! That just made me laugh. Maybe it will work for Shady Quinn too.
  9. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    I think this is a pretty good reason for a union
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Nah. For collective bargaining, the boss brings a machine gun.
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Or mustard gas ...
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Whew. I'm glad we have a set-in-stone pay scale.

    Hell, my bosses carry machine guns and drive tanks and shit.
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